This should come as a shock to no one.
Particularly the dog.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:08,
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How is a doormat related to a doorstep?
It's a step farther!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:58,
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