Maybe tell some jokes, I've still got loads left.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)

GO!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)

What kind of fish is yellow and lonely?
A lemon sole.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)

brilliant
Next
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)

What is a sleeping pill for cattle called?
A bulldozer.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:46, archived)

splendid

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)

What do you call a ghost that reads meters?
An inspectre.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:58, archived)

I seriously don't think I can cope with anymore

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)

what's green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)

what's green and invisible and smells like blue paint?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)

invisible green paint!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)