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My cats love to watch Winterwatch.
What do your cats like to watch on tv?

Dog owners are not invited to participate in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
I don't have a dog but I used to have a cat,dead cat now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
That's so sad, how awful for you. :(
It's put a right downer on this whole thread tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
i feel a bit sad now what can we do to lighten the mood?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:35, archived)

Kill some dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
Maybe tell some jokes, I've still got loads left.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)
GO!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)
What kind of fish is yellow and lonely?
A lemon sole.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
brilliant
Next
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
What is a sleeping pill for cattle called?
A bulldozer.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:46, archived)
splendid

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
What do you call a ghost that reads meters?
An inspectre.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:58, archived)
I seriously don't think I can cope with anymore

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
what's green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
what's green and invisible and smells like blue paint?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
invisible green paint!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:47, archived)
that's like saying penalty fines make the whole world penniless.
obviously rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:54, archived)
it is if the fine is for stealing money

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
No. It isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:59, archived)
how isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
That's a malformed question.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
you'll be a malformed question in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
it was along time ago
I am over it now
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
Oh good. Good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:39, archived)
thanks thanks a lot for that

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
x

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
thnx bbz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
Mews at 10

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)
Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
I'm fucking gatecrashing it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)

this comes highly recommended by relevant parties www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bEtoNzGHY
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
great
now my cat is wanking. Thanks Obama.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:51, archived)
I've seen your cats...those cats....leave the footage running, while they are distracted it will give you time to escape

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)
I played that to my cats once. Never again.
Fuckers were launching themselves at the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)

the best bit is when one of them flies away and the cat follows the expected trajectory off the edge of the screen and across the room, then looks a bit puzzled for a while
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:56, archived)