I'm just glad that whittling your penis has finally paid off for you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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On the contrary, I had to use a cockring to touch the sides.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34,
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This still says less about my mum,
and more about your micropenis.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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Nah it's all about her massive flappy facehole.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:46,
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Suit yourself.
It's all relative, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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