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Last night I had monster munch's mum.
Up the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
Ground down into a fine powder.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
so, you lobotomised her with your penis?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, archived)
I'm just glad that whittling your penis has finally paid off for you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)
On the contrary, I had to use a cockring to touch the sides.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34, archived)
This still says less about my mum,
and more about your micropenis.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, archived)
Nah it's all about her massive flappy facehole.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
Suit yourself.
It's all relative, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00, archived)
What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?
Columbus.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)