What is red, black and white and driven by policemen?
A sunburnt panda.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)

i dont get it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?
Because if he didn't he'd fall over.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)

what's black and white and red all over?
a gollywog.

gollywogs are well lol
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)