have you ever found a jar of Colman's mustard in a patient's bunghole?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)

I found the top off a can of air freshener once.
It was all legit though, apparently he'd slipped and fallen on it in the shower.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)

yeah, I got one of those rubber mats in there now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)

Impressive as that is, don't expect me to get it out again for you.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)

haha yeah, that was the joke haha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)

haha no you are

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)

look we are all very happy that you two are having a irl relationship, but none of us wish to suffer this sickerning display of bollocks

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)

we need gmos to explain it clearer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)

we need gmos

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)

clickin dis for realz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)