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newsletter yo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
Bulletin the Head

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
yeah, actually don't bother, it's shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
What's eating Gilbert's cake?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
hey you're good at pretending to be a doctor, if I eat more than three Fray Bentos pies in a week then my wee smells of Fray Bentos gravy, are my kidneys blocked or something?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
Nah, your wee smelling of gravy is just a sign that you are getting old.
Pretty soon you and your house and all of your possessions will smell of gravy wee
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
have you ever found a jar of Colman's mustard in a patient's bunghole?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)
I found the top off a can of air freshener once.
It was all legit though, apparently he'd slipped and fallen on it in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
yeah, I got one of those rubber mats in there now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)
Impressive as that is, don't expect me to get it out again for you.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)
haha yeah, that was the joke haha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)
haha no you are

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
look we are all very happy that you two are having a irl relationship, but none of us wish to suffer this sickerning display of bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)
we need gmos to explain it clearer

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)
we need gmos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)
clickin dis for realz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)
Right, if I have a can of fizzy drink which has got 30-40g of sugar in it I get a really bad headache afterwards.
I don't have much sugar in my diet normally. What I really want to know is, does this sound like cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)
cancer :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)
Thank you for giving it to me straight
I'll start making preparations
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
Are you gonna have a cancer party?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)
No, I want people to carry on as normal
I'll keep it under wraps until the last minute.
I'm pretty emaciated and have very little hair anyway so my few friends probably won't even notice :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)
It'll be fun to see who guesses first. You could even have some sort of prize for them.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)
Might just share it around, it'd be rude not to after all the colds I've caught off them over the years

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
Yeah you're thinking of AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)
turned out to be a load of hype aids really, people seem to do alright with it now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)
Bloody drama queens

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:43, archived)
All I can say is I cannot not be sure that it's not not cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
I use that one on all my patients

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
seriously though, I'd like to know approximately how many times a week you have to look at old ladies' bottoms

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
What number would you find most arousing?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)
none
none old ladies bottoms
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)
the joint in my big toe occasionally hurts is it gout?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
Dunno but just to be safe you should never drink alcohol again.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)
in my experiance all northerners smell of gravy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)
PARDONNAY MOY ICH CAN NICHT UNDERSTANDEN VOO CAN VOO PARLAY ENGLISH

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
fucking romanian

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
Never been norther than birmingham so wouldn't know
well that's not quite true, I've been to Scotland a few times but I never stopped off on the way so it doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
Is it worth the effort?

(#1, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha no

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
Good job I came here first to check.

(#1, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
I like the bit where he asks people to buy advertising space
that's my favourite bit
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
The newsletter? It's not worth the internet it's printed on

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
oh hahahaha, because it's not actually "printed" on "internet" haha like a real newsletter, I get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
just found a rat dropping in my cake

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
poke it down your weehole

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)
my friend had a suspected dead rat in a building she manages, i had great lols asking about her rat, if she had got it out, and then she said it had started stinking, i pmsl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)
i dont get it is rat slang for something in your country

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
yes, but i thought it started in wales

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)
never heard of it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)
You have a friend who is a girl?
What's her vagina like?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)
yes
its alright
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
good times. vaginas can be a bit hit and miss sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
i'm not a fan of massive flaps myself, more franks thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
Really? I heard he was more of a rob pushing ladybirds up his weehole with a chopstick sort of 'man'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
franks very much a man of the times, if the times are the mid 1970's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:43, archived)
they should totally reboot on the buses, I'd well watch that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
i find all remakes better than the originals

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)
he is a fan of happy internets

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)