Right, if I have a can of fizzy drink which has got 30-40g of sugar in it I get a really bad headache afterwards.
I don't have much sugar in my diet normally. What I really want to know is, does this sound like cancer?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)

cancer :(

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)

Thank you for giving it to me straight
I'll start making preparations
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)

Are you gonna have a cancer party?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)

No, I want people to carry on as normal
I'll keep it under wraps until the last minute.
I'm pretty emaciated and have very little hair anyway so my few friends probably won't even notice :D
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)

It'll be fun to see who guesses first. You could even have some sort of prize for them.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)

Might just share it around, it'd be rude not to after all the colds I've caught off them over the years

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)

Yeah you're thinking of AIDs

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)

turned out to be a load of hype aids really, people seem to do alright with it now

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)

Bloody drama queens

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:43, archived)

All I can say is I cannot not be sure that it's not not cancer.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)

I use that one on all my patients

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)

seriously though, I'd like to know approximately how many times a week you have to look at old ladies' bottoms

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)

What number would you find most arousing?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)

none
none old ladies bottoms
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:56, archived)