just found a rat dropping in my cake

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

poke it down your weehole

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)

my friend had a suspected dead rat in a building she manages, i had great lols asking about her rat, if she had got it out, and then she said it had started stinking, i pmsl

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)

i dont get it is rat slang for something in your country

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)

yes, but i thought it started in wales

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)

never heard of it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)

You have a friend who is a girl?
What's her vagina like?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)

yes
its alright
( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)

good times. vaginas can be a bit hit and miss sometimes.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)

i'm not a fan of massive flaps myself, more franks thing

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)

Really? I heard he was more of a rob pushing ladybirds up his weehole with a chopstick sort of 'man'.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)

franks very much a man of the times, if the times are the mid 1970's

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:43, archived)

they should totally reboot on the buses, I'd well watch that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)

i find all remakes better than the originals

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)

he is a fan of happy internets

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)