were you born with a golden spoon?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:18, archived)

No. How could such a thing happen, you buffoon?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)

I don't know, maybe like that eight legged baby that was born in India or some shit, I'm not a doctor am I

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)

or that James Bond film

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)

^jealous^

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)

well no, because you spend half your week looking up old ladies' bungholes

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)

^jealous^

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)

I'm only jealous because you got my dubs there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)

Hi, I'm a doctor
I reckon it would be easy, surgeons leave stuff inside people all the time. Maybe they previously did an operation to scoop out some of the mother's insides and accidentally left one of their scooping spoons.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)

ok, yeah, but do they use gold spoons? I bet they don't
you fucking piece of shit
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)

Course they do, surgeons are fucking loaded.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)

wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)

Nope, just a gob full of my mums pubes and gloopy vag lumps.

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)

gloopy vag lumps would be a great band name
if you don't use it then I will
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)

fine

(#1, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2196842
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:51, archived)

I was born with a suction cup on my head,
not sure if it was golden or not, don't imagine so though it was NHS.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:12, archived)

I heard those things squeeze your brain and make you retarded

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:16, archived)

yeah explains a lot haha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:20, archived)

oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)

yes, yes i was

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)