isn't that what clever means?
oh well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)

If you could slaughter a pig,
dress yourself in its innards, then divine the future from the state of the carcass, whilst high on plant-derived narcotics, I'd be more inclined to believe your predictions.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)