b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7711951

[c] Ice Cold in Alexa Chung
After a disastrous attempt at introducing polar bears to C4's yoof output, fellow presenters use arcane yoni magic to resurrect the frozen corpse of Dermot O'Leary. Hilarity ensues.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:12, archived)
soup and a roll
alt: black
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
Mel Comes To Frogtown
Mel Giedroyc goes to a place that is entirely populated by women. Sue Perkins is wel jel. And Rowdy Roddy Piper suplexes someone into some bins.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
Baghdad's Army
A group of elderly Iraqi muslim extremists get up to all sorts of capers. Features the classic catchphrases "Stupid boy, Mohammed" and "We're all jihad'd!"
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
Compo it!
[click]
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:41, archived)
I would [click] this.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:51, archived)
[click]

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)
Who's Harry Redknapp?
Former Portsmouth FC manager becomes a hapless private detective
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:30, archived)
i don't think i'd ever tell real people about this place

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:36, archived)
Prolly for the best.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:59, archived)
[c] The Man Who Knew Ralph Little.
Bleak drama, featuring Bill Murray.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:41, archived)
[c] Brighton Smock
An unhinged art student murders Doctor Who, under the famous pier. Good natured farce, starring Mark Wahlberg as Pinkie, and Matt Smith as "The Brain".
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:47, archived)
[c] Pacific Ring
When the Lawnmower Man calls the ocean it's Kevin Costner's Mariner who answers! Romantic comedy.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
Clash In The Attic.
Anne Frank and Hitler host a topical debate show and sell antiques

(respun)
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
Yeah what film is that meant to be exactly?
Do you need me to explain the rules again?
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
I was going for a telly shows sub-thread.
Keep those fires burning
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:22, archived)
[c] Clash of The Taipans
Toho-style monster action. Samuel L Jackson is exasperated.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
[c] What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
"Looney Tunes"-style hijinks, as a troubled everyman (Di Caprio) struggles to protect his vineyard; the fun turns to horror when the Human Centipede arrives in town.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:04, archived)
Have I won, yet?

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:05, archived)