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yeah
found any good jokes in your new book yet?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:18, archived)
ok
how do you unlock a monastery door?
with a monk key
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:26, archived)
nice!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:28, archived)
Yes and no.
It's a lot more avant garde than I'd expected. I wasn't expecting cartoons or riddles, but that's mostly what it is. Stuff that would be better ripped off on /board, sadly.

The jokes are there, but it would involve some effort and creativity on my part to translate them to text-only, so it's not going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:28, archived)
tease
giz a jimmy fiddle then
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:34, archived)
Dunno what that is, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:37, archived)
I'm just so disappointed that SSG might die without reading loads more 70s/80s joke book jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)
we all are brb
but it's best not to think about it or even mention it ever again: it's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:43, archived)
a riddle
you said you had some
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:40, archived)
Okay:
Zachary and Naomi were leaving the restaurant. They went up to the cashier and Zachary paid his bill.

But Naomi took out a pad and pencil, wrote IO04I80 on a page, tore it out and handed it to the cashier.

She looked at the number and let Naomi pass without having to pay.

Why didn't the cashier ask Naomi for any money?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:01, archived)
nine eleven?
nah, zak paid for both, right? naomi's just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:12, archived)
Wow that didn't work in a spectactular fashion.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:14, archived)
she owes nothing, for she ate nothing

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:10, archived)
Gold star right here.
How's the job seeking going?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:13, archived)
That good, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 3:13, archived)
S3I8O08

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)