[c] Hey SSG, two ducks are crossing the road in Belfast.
"Quack, quack" says the first duck.
"Fuck off, I'm going as quack as I can" replies the secondary mallard.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)

IMO the last 4 words of the punchline ruin it.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)

Go fuck yourself.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)

[click]

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:56, archived)