oh ha fucking ha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)

I couldn't resist.
It is shit though. But it'll pass.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)

you know that it will carry on indefinitely,
popping its ugly head up occasionally and "hilariously"
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)

you know what is funny though?
ducks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)

and bumholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)

God's on the popular page, which suggests people are tired of wanky wank

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)

i knew that the burden of proof wasnt on me for once

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)

with 2 votes,
which is as much as most of the wanky posts got.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)

I think it's time to consider _Felix's suggestion
It's not worth the hassle of maintaining /talk on those stats.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)

especially wanking ducks

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)

yeah, ducks eh,
wank wank wank wank wank
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)

How rude.
I was talking about the Cantonese culinary speciality.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)

O< - QWANK!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)

_Felix made a good point though
The talk board was created when the main board got too fast to keep up. Maybe now everything is slow it's time to merge back. And then there'd be less wanky wank and more people and creativity.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)

it is worth a try,
although dave trouser would probably try to ruin that too
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)

Yeah, well, he's a definite wanker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)

i dunno why he's so intent on ruining the forum

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)

What a twat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:26, archived)

Yes, the mostly absent Dave Trouser is ruiner of all things.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)

coming over here, taking our posts, jobs, women, and now wanking!
Audacious.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)

well you're the only one who bit so i'm guessing you're responsible

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:30, archived)

Yeah I totally did!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)