you used to be able to cut people's chests open,
and tie their arms and legs to horses and make the horses pull them apart, and it was fine.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)

It definitely was.
Beheadings too. We don't get that either.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)

and tie them upside down before sawing them in half,
that happened to me, and it never did me any 'arm
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)

yeah everything was better in the 90s

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)

there was time for Klax,
try telling kids that now, they'll think you're barmy.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)