Right I got 5 votes on the popular page now,
so the next person to post a wanky wank post gets 24 hours to think about what they've done.

You've been warned.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)

What about other words?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:40, archived)

can you give some examples?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)

I'm hoping someone comes on later and doesn't see the warning.
That'll be great.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)

Commence the threadrush!

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:44, archived)

He totally didn't say not to do that!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)

Can you 2.0 God?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:13, archived)

One in the arse and one in the gob?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:20, archived)

Does god have an arse?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:22, archived)

Was nameless made in His image?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)

Oh shit nameless is the second coming

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:28, archived)

It's tempting, but this place would be dead on it's arse if I stopped posting

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)

If you go back to the early days of b3ta, you will find entire threads of people posting nothing but "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...etc"
Nobody got upset.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:42, archived)

it's political correctness gone mad,
you can't do anything these days.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)

I no rite?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)

you used to be able to cut people's chests open,
and tie their arms and legs to horses and make the horses pull them apart, and it was fine.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)

It definitely was.
Beheadings too. We don't get that either.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)

and tie them upside down before sawing them in half,
that happened to me, and it never did me any 'arm
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)

yeah everything was better in the 90s

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)

there was time for Klax,
try telling kids that now, they'll think you're barmy.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)

it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)

^upset

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)

So much so, that I am now leaving. Goodnight.
Don't forget to like all of SSG posts while I am gone - I have.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:13, archived)

god is good god is great god won't let us masturbate

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)

Maybe it's time to fill the popular page with something else.
We haven't filled it with only posts by one person before, that could be funny. But who would we pick? It can't be me, that's self-serving. Perhaps SSG? Yes? A page full of SSG sounds fun.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:55, archived)

hey i don't like to tell people what to do
but that does sound like a super fun idea
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)

SSG has had that before though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)

wank wanky wanky wank wank

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)

^^^Totally this^^^
It would be to make up for all the hurt and genuine upset from before.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)

Yeah, I know that, because I am pretty sure I was there, and somehow involved.
That and it's been done for others countless times. I'm sad that I had to explain that to you MGT.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)

I would like to see a popular page filled with glued eel posts but I don't see it happening any time soon :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)

THIS TOO HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)

is there a list of people it has happened to somewhere?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)

IN MI BRANE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)

winky winky winky wink wink's alright though yeah?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)

Nobody has voted yet.
The Vogons have taken over, by the time they can punish us we'll be long gone.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)

How about 'wonky wonky wonk wonk'?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)

Since when have you needed people to vote for you ideas on the popular page?
What kind of a shit god are you exactly?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)

A n00b g0d

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)

has anyone taken the wanky thing over to QOTW yet? I reckon they'd love it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)

It wouldn't have the same effect.
Try it on /board.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)

wanker

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