If you're some sort of sorry tasteless prick, yeah.
Otherwise a duck is an infinitely superior bird alive or dead.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:40, archived)

tuffty ducks are cunts, imjustsaying

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)

Like they're a real thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)

I ate duck two days running last week.
It felt a bit like being a Roman emperor.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)

When I'm down at the in-laws there's barely a day when I don't eat duck.
I got so ducked out last summer that I ordered a salad at a restaurant - which is against my religion - and the fucker came with foie gras chucked on top.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)

Ha, gotta love da Frenchies.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)

I'd like to nominate this as the smuggest post ever made on /talk, just sayin

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)

we know youre no fan of salads, fat wanker

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)

They're OK as long as they're battered, deep fried
and served with a side of cheesy chips.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)