morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:34, archived)

nearly my birthday

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:38, archived)

Mine too!
Don't Bogart all the attention
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:26, archived)

dont know who you are, soz

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)

getting excited right here

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)

only 2 more sleeps

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)

imma make you a special internet birthday thing later

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:16, archived)

how exciting, fyi i will be 40, case u wanna work that in

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)

knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)

i bought new ones from m and s the other week

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)

I bet you've farted holes through them already

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)

nearly widdled myself, stupid button on the fly hole

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:07, archived)

how very continental

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)

may wee

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:13, archived)

+in

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30, archived)

bring da ruckus

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:40, archived)

da mother fucking ruckus

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:49, archived)

i roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:55, archived)

5ive bad boys with the power to rock you

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:24, archived)

Heroes in half shell, they're on a mission

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:03, archived)

do the bartman

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)

You're the boss!
*does bartman*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)

Wu tang clan ain't nuthin to fuck with

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:04, archived)

k

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)

morning the doveston

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:01, archived)

2 can

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)

I'm a sew your ass hole closed and keep feeding you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:06, archived)

no peanut butter, i really don't like peanut butter

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)

Might go to the park and feed the ducks.
But not the geese. Geese are cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:07, archived)

goose is way better than duck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:22, archived)

If you're some sort of sorry tasteless prick, yeah.
Otherwise a duck is an infinitely superior bird alive or dead.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:40, archived)

tuffty ducks are cunts, imjustsaying

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)

Like they're a real thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)

I ate duck two days running last week.
It felt a bit like being a Roman emperor.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)

When I'm down at the in-laws there's barely a day when I don't eat duck.
I got so ducked out last summer that I ordered a salad at a restaurant - which is against my religion - and the fucker came with foie gras chucked on top.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)

Ha, gotta love da Frenchies.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)

I'd like to nominate this as the smuggest post ever made on /talk, just sayin

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)

we know youre no fan of salads, fat wanker

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)

They're OK as long as they're battered, deep fried
and served with a side of cheesy chips.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)

yeah, feed 'em up real good

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:35, archived)

real tangles

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)

knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:37, archived)

mods he's teolling again

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)

like those wankers can do anything about anything

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)

faggot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)

poove

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:18, archived)

swell

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)