i've got to buy 120 quids worth of dominos thursday for my daughters birthday party, bollox am i cooking

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)

lol 120 quid will buy you a lot of rectangular tiles with a line dividing their face into two square ends haha

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)

this joke is funny because it suggests that the previous poster was buying actual dominos as opposed to Dominos pizzas

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)

Blimey, TWO pizzas?
You spoil 'em, mongs.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)

its cool ive got a 50% off voucher

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)

this joke is funny because it implies that Dominos pizzas cost sixty pounds each

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)

Just buy a massive sack of sweets and chocolates.
They're going to run around until they puke anyway.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)

meh i wont be there, sod that

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)