Chocolate and popcorn for lunch then an hour chucking sticks at swans.
I totally win at responsible parenting.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)

wow, you reproduced?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)

Yeah but not sexually

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

somebody should alert the paedo finder general about this week's qotw

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)

this joke is funny because humans cannot reproduce asexually

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:11, archived)

i've got to buy 120 quids worth of dominos thursday for my daughters birthday party, bollox am i cooking

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)

lol 120 quid will buy you a lot of rectangular tiles with a line dividing their face into two square ends haha

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)

this joke is funny because it suggests that the previous poster was buying actual dominos as opposed to Dominos pizzas

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)

Blimey, TWO pizzas?
You spoil 'em, mongs.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)

its cool ive got a 50% off voucher

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)

this joke is funny because it implies that Dominos pizzas cost sixty pounds each

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)

Just buy a massive sack of sweets and chocolates.
They're going to run around until they puke anyway.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)

meh i wont be there, sod that

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)

I'd like to push a swan through a woodchipper

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)

no wait, I'd like to push a woodpecker through a woodchipper
a woodpeckerchipper, I might patent that
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)

this joke isn't funny

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)

this joke is funny because I knew you were going to say that like 20 minutes ago

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)

nice one

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)

not on my watch

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)

well that would be an unusual place to wear your watch haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)

oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)

i dont get it

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)

if your knickers are on your watch then you are either wearing your watch in the wrong place or your knickers in the wrong place
haha get it?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)

hey im not having a go at doves here, leave off

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)

this place has become far too cruel

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)

between the cruelty and the repetition i'm honestly thinking of leaving

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)

prick

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)

/ac

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)

YES

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)

bit harsh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)

look just try and be nice ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:34, archived)

try to grow up at some point, you lot act like stupid kids.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)

give over

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)