Morning mr horrible

( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:12, archived)

fucking hell

( mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:14, archived)

rare sighting

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:16, archived)

I love it when someone from ages ago posts and everyone goes oh my god and then they never post again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:35, archived)

I'd like it if you never posted again.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:37, archived)

yeah you've somewhat undermined my point by posting again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:39, archived)

Please accept my sincerest apologies.
I shall delete those posts forthwith.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:42, archived)

what a nice chap, it's a shame you never came back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:46, archived)

Quelle domage.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)

Hello m0ngy
How's shit?

Alright?
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:35, archived)

all good mate, 40 tomorrow
hows it going?
( mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:48, archived)

Not bad, emigrated about a year ago
Trying to get permanent residency in Canada.

40's not that bad- enjoy it. I was in Italy for mine and took a trip round Capri with a bunch of Aussie backpackers in bikinis (and my first wife- boo) while the skipper kept chucking me beers.

It was more fun when the Med got choppy and I ended up wearing some young bird's tits as earmuffs- fortunately we both saw the funny side.

Anyway, I'm out in the prairies now- which is very different from Essex- and have a new wife, three kids and a parrot.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)

Real or imaginary parrot?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)

In a way, we're all imaginary parrots.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:40, archived)

A bit like Jesus, really.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)

Real
this one
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)

Glad you've chained him up ... looks like a right fighty cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)

She is.
She comes across as all lovely and sits on my shoulder, but she has pierced my ear a couple of times and also sunk her beak into my cheek.

Drawn blood from my fingers more times than I like to think, but it's really a matter of knowing how to handle her and see when she's in a bad mood.

You might like this photo of her.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:55, archived)

now a photo with today's newspaper please
that could be any parrot
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:57, archived)

I have nothing to prove.
She's asleep at the moment as it's coming up to 03:00; I'll sort something out soon.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)

im glad its all going peachy for you, essex is still here, shame

( mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)

I still have a house in Thurrock
As soon as I get permanent residency here I'll change that.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)

living the dream, good carp fishing on the st lawrence river too

( mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)

All trout and bass here
I'm over 2,000 miles west of the St Lawrence river.

Chinese New Year the other week- loads of carp around then in the supermarkets.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03, archived)

I'm talkin' 'bout BASS!



And trout.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:37, archived)

Bass?
( Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:23, archived)

morning your Lordship

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:14, archived)

fucking hell

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:24, archived)

Flipping heck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:40, archived)

Sorry, who are you again?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)