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Dennis the Menace is meant to be this sort of ASBO tearaway permamently about two minutes from being sent to borstal.
He has a pet pig. I can't think of anything more middle class, in 2014, than having a pet pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
chickens

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
Tee hee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
Since when did Dennis the Menace have a pet pig?
Keeping in mind that I haven't read it since the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
Since the 1980s

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
"Rasher", if memory serves
My kids like watching the cartoon...since when was Walter a mean, spiteful little shit? He was always a softy, and Dennis' mortal enemy, but he was never nasty, was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
I suppose they have to justify Dennis's merciless bullying of him some other way now

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
They should do a DtM strip set ten or fifteen years in the future.
Walter has, after years of therapy, finally overcome the relentless bullying he suffered as a child and now runs a successful florists' business with his partner Berty Blenkinsop (they plan to marry in the summer).

Meanwhile Dennis is a smackhead/in prison/dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
yeah I always used to imagine something like that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
He's not allowed to be a 'softy' any more in case the gays get upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)

www.londonlee.com/chipshop/chippics/dennis.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
that's like a scene from qotw right there

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
why, are all gays softies then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:02, archived)
apparently so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
That Alexander the Great, what a wimpy little poofter he was eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
ancient Greeks weren't gay,
they just liked bumming boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
It ain't gay if you're the guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10944461
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
Since shortly after pigs were first domesticated, you ancient biddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
pigs are for eating, not for petting

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
never mind that,
despite struggling with "hard sums" at school he nevertheless managed to build a high-tech armed sports car in his dad's shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
Anyone would think it was a strip in a children's comic rather than a hard-hitting work of gritty social realism.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07, archived)
even children need to be able to suspend their disbelief,
I mean Rodger the Dodger flying around like a helicopter just by swinging his belt around above his head is one thing, spontaneous feats of mechanical engineering are quite another.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
I bet you wrote in letters complaining about the fact that his dogs could talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
I don't remember that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
Liz Hurley keeps a small herd of Gloucester Old Spot, fact fans.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
Cor I'd herd her old spot in Gloucester if you know what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
I think I do, and I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
That's a relief I felt like I was out on my own on that one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
She's gone a bit far with the gob-job, gonna end up looking like Leslie Ash if she's not careful.
Mongy'll be after her with a ragworm on a hook.

Still would, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
Liz, not mongy, I hasten to add.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)