i'm hoping the house doesn't fall down or anything like that
because it's about 30-40k cheaper than the next cheapest equivalent.
( sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)

flood plain lols

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)

on a hill and a slope.
Now is the very best time to look for a house that doesn't flood, because all the ones that do are wet.
( sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)

yeah pretty easy to tell at the moment,
Did you have to view the property from a rubber dingy? Are you up to your waist in water when you stand in the front yard?

No? Should be alright, then.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)

pfft! yard! as if it has a yard!
i think that miiiight be why it is cheap.

also being next to a derelict school and opposite a dilapidated glove factory might be helping me...
( sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)

We call them Chinese nationals now
no need to be all racist
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)