I still don't know which one's Chaka Demus and which one's Pliers, what do you still not know apart from how to sit the right way round on a fucking toilet

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)

nice one Frank, we're in for a classic thread here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)

I don't really know the offside rules in association football.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)

A player is in an offside position when closer to the opponent's goal line than both the ball and the second-to-last defender (which is usually the last outfield player), and also in the opponent's half of the pitch.
HTH
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

I just realised if Chaka Demus and Pliers were defending and one of us was the ref there'd be a right brouhaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)

tree times

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

^ Sissy ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)

Rich.

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)

not offside if not interfering with play tho

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

shush, you'll confuse his feeble non-footballing brain

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)

cardiff redbirds fucked up again
cant help but lol
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)

do you think if we all closed our eyes and wished really really hard then Mykey would come back?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)

Prolly too busy raising somebody else's fat kid.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)

as long as he doesn't wee on them, no harm done eh

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:42, archived)

bish bash bosh, splish splash splosh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)

i'm back from the pictures, cant tell you if the film was any good as i fell asleep during the opening bit and missed a good hour, soz

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)

was the film any good?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

my daughter says yes, it was funny, mind you she aint no film critic or anything

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)

well yeah but if it's her birthday and she says the film was funny then it was funny and there's an end to that discussion, fuck you Mark Kermode cunt with your fucking haircut and your glasses and your fucking shirt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)

That told him Frank

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)

could you please shut up now, I find you quite dull and uninteresting and generally utterly ordinary

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:35, archived)

I could, do you think I will?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)

she said she wants a chinky for tea, i told her that chinky birds fannies open up sideways, she says nah

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)

chinky birds' fannies open up sideways

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)

Must have been a Dreamworks production.


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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)

alright mike woz ere, I'm continuing my campaign to improve the quality of posting here at www.b3ta.com/talk

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)

yeah it was, there was the lad fishing from the moon, i saw that bit, much the same as before

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:08, archived)

i love that bit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)

no you don't

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)

give it a rest

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:26, archived)

^ I do this ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:18, archived)

no one cares you autistitic arsewrong
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)

You back on the bottle again then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)

alcohol dependency is for weaklings

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)