A player is in an offside position when closer to the opponent's goal line than both the ball and the second-to-last defender (which is usually the last outfield player), and also in the opponent's half of the pitch.
HTH
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

I just realised if Chaka Demus and Pliers were defending and one of us was the ref there'd be a right brouhaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)

tree times

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

^ Sissy ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)

Rich.

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)

not offside if not interfering with play tho

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

shush, you'll confuse his feeble non-footballing brain

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)

cardiff redbirds fucked up again
cant help but lol
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)

do you think if we all closed our eyes and wished really really hard then Mykey would come back?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)

Prolly too busy raising somebody else's fat kid.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)

as long as he doesn't wee on them, no harm done eh

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:42, archived)

bish bash bosh, splish splash splosh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)