i wouldn't think about anything else if i had the time, but i really don't

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)

yeah well maybe you should make time instead of going to the cinema and falling asleep and eating chinese food every hour God sends

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:04, archived)

don't you try and spoil my birthday celebrations, ima have home made carrot cake cooked by my ex wife in a bit, now that's risky shit

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)

fucking carrot cake, carrots don't belong in cakes, carrots belong in fucking stew and cornish pasties
chocolate goes in cakes, not fucking carrots
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)

starbucks carrot cake is good cake

( mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)

well no, because carrots don't go in cake, carrots go in cornish pasties, we've just decided this haven't we

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)

its no wonder your gut is so messed up gonz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:43, archived)

hey at least I eat vegetables, I just don't eat them in the wrong foods, cake is the wrong food, you don't put carrots in cake, carrots don't go in cake

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:02, archived)