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fuck it
let's just close all the boards and make the front page a live bivvy feed
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)
live from france in june, watch me set about them

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
shambles might let you stay at his timeshare in france if you ask him nicely

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)
i'd probably have to set him up with my black mate colin

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
How massive is his cock?

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)
One-track mind, you.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:44, archived)

track cock

One Five
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:48, archived)
It's not a timeshare but the long term rent is pretty reasonable
and there's a big reservoir just up the road and the canal du midi and Garonne are practically walking distance.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
tell me more it all sounds fascinating

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:32, archived)
smmls

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)
Pull the other one, Albert.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)
I prolly won't mention the few acres of truffle woods we just planted then.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, archived)
lol truffles dont grow on trees, they are chocolates

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:41, archived)
oh boy I've made a right plonker of myself now

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:47, archived)
you stupid prick

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:49, archived)
the neighbours must have been pissing themselves watching us lay all the irrigation pipes

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
i presume that's what they do in lieu of irrigation

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
Mmmmmmmm. Pisstruffles.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
yer i'm going to france no garonne, soz

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:38, archived)
You should.
The weather is good and you can eat duck and veal until you explode.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:23, archived)