morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:29, archived)

morning mr lovely

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:38, archived)

BUMHOLES
I mean, alright
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:39, archived)

alright
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:40, archived)

bitch, please

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:38, archived)

I see you're b3ta's overall top poster

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:40, archived)

he neglects his imaginary family just to devote time to internet bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:42, archived)

I applaud this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:44, archived)

seems legit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:14, archived)

this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:39, archived)

They should just sign the whole thing over to me so that I can put it out of its misery as quickly and painlessly as possible.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)

hold up there, this could be a great summer for live from the lake, top notch programming is already lined up

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:43, archived)

i love a bit of bivvy

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)

everybody loves bivvy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)

fuck it
let's just close all the boards and make the front page a live bivvy feed
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)

live from france in june, watch me set about them

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)

shambles might let you stay at his timeshare in france if you ask him nicely

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)

i'd probably have to set him up with my black mate colin

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)

How massive is his cock?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)

One-track mind, you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:44, archived)

track cock

One Five
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:48, archived)

It's not a timeshare but the long term rent is pretty reasonable
and there's a big reservoir just up the road and the canal du midi and Garonne are practically walking distance.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)

tell me more it all sounds fascinating

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:32, archived)

smmls

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)

Pull the other one, Albert.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)

I prolly won't mention the few acres of truffle woods we just planted then.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, archived)

lol truffles dont grow on trees, they are chocolates

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:41, archived)

oh boy I've made a right plonker of myself now

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:47, archived)

you stupid prick

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:49, archived)

the neighbours must have been pissing themselves watching us lay all the irrigation pipes

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)

i presume that's what they do in lieu of irrigation

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)

Mmmmmmmm. Pisstruffles.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)

yer i'm going to france no garonne, soz

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:38, archived)

You should.
The weather is good and you can eat duck and veal until you explode.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:23, archived)

alright ger, I'd forgotten the joys of having to update fucking everything when first opening a new laptop

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:51, archived)

better than updating fucking everything on someone else's laptop

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:55, archived)

suppose, srs it's been updating 4 of 26 for ages, I always think they have froze

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:59, archived)

hiya

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:17, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:38, archived)

morning sarge
Nearly Friday! Cheer up you fuckers!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:46, archived)

Friday is an abstract concept

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:49, archived)

might be for retired people, but for those still in the rat race it is a beacon of hope

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:56, archived)

I've got to go to London tomorrow tho, but for massive fun

( mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:13, archived)

hope is an abstract concept

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:47, archived)

uncle is relative

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:49, archived)

I hope it isn't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)

Friday is the day I can reflect on all the things I've failed to get done in the preceding days.
It's almost as bad as Monday.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:22, archived)

So it is.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:19, archived)