morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:18, archived)

*power chord*
*slides across stage*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:23, archived)

*foot up on monitor*
*reveals just how tight spandex can be*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:39, archived)

*counts the wrinkles*

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, archived)

working in our local theatre down near the front seats when the lead in swan lake came bounding onstage
jesus fucking christ, a man with thin white tights and no underwear does not a pleasant sight make. tried in vain to find somewhere to look which didn't involve seeing out the corner of my eye this barely-concealed cock and balls being thrust about. most unpleasant two hours ever
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, archived)