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morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:31, archived)
And a fine one to report of here in anglessey
The birds are singing, the sun is shining and there is a mild linger of summer time on the breeze. Today is going to be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:33, archived)
fucking foggy here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:40, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:47, archived)
No it's not, you're in Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:22, archived)
I know it seems miraculous,
but it really is quite spectacular here today, i can see all the mountains on the horizon and hear all the spring lambs playing in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:28, archived)
Yeah, but you're still in Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:37, archived)
Only untill tomorrow
when I embark on my weekly commute home of 306 miles.to erm ...

Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:58, archived)
Morning
It's foggy
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:35, archived)
Shitty shitty shitty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:40, archived)
Oi Oi Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, archived)
alright ger, thank goodness thats over

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:36, archived)
I couldn't just sit here
Had to do something, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:39, archived)
it means a lot, ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:42, archived)
ANUSES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:41, archived)
the plural is anodes

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:44, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:48, archived)
ha ha ha
An anode of b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:49, archived)
Yes, I expect there will be anuses

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:02, archived)
i remain hopeful

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:04, archived)
'There will be anuses' would be a great idea for a porn remake of 'There will be blood'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:59, archived)
Surely "There will be blood"
works fine as it is?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
No Cunting for Old Men

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
The MILF of Wall Street

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:13, archived)
Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea
(that's a German one for you)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
That film was a scatastrophe

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
No way man, it was hot shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
Wolfbag of Wall Street

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:18, archived)
*power chord*
*slides across stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:23, archived)
*foot up on monitor*
*reveals just how tight spandex can be*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:39, archived)
*counts the wrinkles*

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, archived)
working in our local theatre down near the front seats when the lead in swan lake came bounding onstage
jesus fucking christ, a man with thin white tights and no underwear does not a pleasant sight make. tried in vain to find somewhere to look which didn't involve seeing out the corner of my eye this barely-concealed cock and balls being thrust about. most unpleasant two hours ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, archived)
Alrigh'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:23, archived)
Going camping, tomorrow.
Looks like it's going to piss down, all weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:44, archived)
it's good under canvas when it rains

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:27, archived)
True.
A wife with low blood pressure, and three small children, are liable to take the shine off, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:50, archived)
Hooray, I just installed 2 new water butts

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, archived)
hurrhurr 'butts'

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:02, archived)
I cannot tell a lie,
I like big butts.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
I've got over a tonne of butt capacity.
Hurrhurr 'butt capacity'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)