morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:00, archived)

How do Mr H?
Have a smashing day
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:20, archived)

I should think so
You ok Spanish wombat?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:21, archived)

Am alright thanks Mr H.
Back into the swing of things at work and just killed me a massive fucking moth.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:40, archived)

is this a child noncing euphemism?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:44, archived)

It might be

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:39, archived)

Have you no heart?

( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)

I fucking hate moths.
Don't mind spiders or anything like that but moths fuck me right off
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)

Not sure that's cause to bring death upon them, just scoop em up and chuck em outside

( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)

YOU DON'T KNOW MAN YOU WEREN'T THERE!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)

morning Herr Morrible

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:44, archived)

Again.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:07, archived)

mateno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)

Walking down the street, your morning routine is interrupted by a flash of black and white wings, settling down on the street in front of you is a largish blackbird with a few white spots -- a magpie!
Not wanting to ruin what could be a great day, you tip your hat and say, "Good morning Mr. Magpie. How is your lady wife today?" Congratulations - you've just warded off bad luck by saluting a magpie.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)

The Eurasian magpie has no spots, and is a member of the crow family, I have no idea what the fuck you are looking at.

( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)

your mum

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:05, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:35, archived)

guten morgen frau horrible

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:36, archived)

stick it up yer bum

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:40, archived)

morning

( MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)

Morning Mr H
sup?
( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)

Alright gloves
Early doors but what's on the agenda for the weekend?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)

yeah not bad ta, off to see proffessor elemental compare a night of caberet with a dinner. Somewhere in london, not sure where, the missus booked this one.
what about you?
( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)

Wedding. Last weekend a surprise 70th
This weekend a wedding. And they have been COMPLETE CUNTS and invited us to the DAYTIME as well as the evening party bit. What total wankers.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)

unlucky.
last weekend took the sprogg camping in the van to a private party. She bloody loved it, every time I turned my back she'd be right up in front of the speakers, which were complained about 6 miles away. haha. I was concerned for her tiny ears.
( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)

this sounds like child abuse to me...
...and i would know.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)

I told her not to stand there, she kept sneaking off, that's her own choice

( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:20, archived)