I can't help thinking that a hybrid kendo-croquet would make an excellent full-contact ball sport

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)

you're all about the full contact with the balls, aren't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)

I set 'em up ... you punch them in the balls

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)

well I've got 3 sets of armour here
no croquet bits and pieces though...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)

Kro-Ke

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:34, archived)

we do sometimes set up in the wooded area
and play "cross country croquet" around the trees.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)

you guys be KERAZY!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)

yeah and then we sit around eating smarties and polos out of sample pots

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)

I can't believe I've never been invited to a cross-country croquet and pisspot polo party.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR RETARDED KIDS!!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)