are you wearing them at the time?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)

Just got a brilliant message on my answer machine (wrong number, obvs)
Saying that she wants to be booked in for a past life regression. Tempted to phone her back and do it for her over the phone.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)

you absolutely should
she'll get exactly the same level of authenticity from you as from any other cunt. you might as well make a few quid
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)

How hard can it be?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)

lying? it's easy, you handsome devil
see?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)

i'm just grouchy today
ignore me
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)

you should dress up in your clown get-up to do it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)

that'd be something

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)