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Krust - Warhead is playing in my headphones right now.
Boom!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
I'm staring at the schematics of an obscure microcontroller.
Boom?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
I asked for some drawings to be sent for a log book, they sent em, A0 size, laminated, ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
they'll make handy floor mats for your Moser Club evenings

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
What a fascinating and important job you must have.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
didn't you describe your fictitious job in similar terms the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
Probably.
Your point?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
oh nothing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)

the schematics of an obscure my controller. penis
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
are you wearing them at the time?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
Just got a brilliant message on my answer machine (wrong number, obvs)
Saying that she wants to be booked in for a past life regression. Tempted to phone her back and do it for her over the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
you absolutely should
she'll get exactly the same level of authenticity from you as from any other cunt. you might as well make a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
How hard can it be?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
lying? it's easy, you handsome devil
see?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
i'm just grouchy today
ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
you should dress up in your clown get-up to do it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
that'd be something

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
Yeah, I can just picture it now.
Some middle aged man with facial piercings and a skateboard on his way to the record shop.

TUNE!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:03, archived)
you're not very good at this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
Good at what?
Wasting my life on a retarded dying messageboard?

Teach me master.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)

trying to appear academic and intelligent ✘
'trolling the trolls' ✘
being even vaguely amusing ✘
appearing tetchy and upset ✔
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)

clicking this ✔
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
clickin' it, tickin' it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
^^^clickin' it, tickin' it
✔
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)

i.imgur.com/lDcaEoo.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
There is no need to be upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
Better this, than that stupid gorilla and his flying lawnmower.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
you mean that BRILLIANT gorilla and his flying lawnmower

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
It *IS* the best thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)

taking it all a bit too seriously ✔
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)
lol baggenfock is upset again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)
I'm always upset
It's just one long continuous giddy high
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
I never thought I'd click "I like this" on a MEATSNAKE post.
Something has gone wrong in the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
you know ... rather than yapping at our heels, you could just find a messageboard full of whiny suburban kiddies to hang out with.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
If this is all a bit upsetting for you
you can always put me back on 2.0
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
I seem to have missed some Internet Drama.
Which banned user are you, and what did you do?
(Read that again in the voice of Arnie with the cadence he uses in Kindergarten Cop)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
I think its the Australian one

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
That means nothing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
no, that's austrian, not australian

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
Still nothing.
Are you forbidden from telling me who it is? And I thought you were some kind of all-powerful being. I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN YOU MANOLITH, YOU ARE NOT MY GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
but if it were a banned user back under a new sock account, manolith would have to ban them again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
MEATSNAKE fucks kids

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
You?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
No
You sick fuck.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:35, archived)
alright Rob Fairholme

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
That does not narrow it down AT ALL.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
mine was an 'ahhhh, viennaaaa' joke
sock puppet is the banned outlaw 'dr' shambolic
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
fuck tha police!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
Really?
Why the hell would anyone ban Shambolic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
he kept getting asked not to post someone's address or sutin
idk, qotw is outside my remit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
I can't believe I missed such delicious drama.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
the Mod of qftw wants it to die and shambollocks is the subject of 85% of qftw topics
although now they're all just talking about the ban so that may not have quite worked out
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
you can't say hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
prolly that shambollocks prick

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
I don't care about that, but this show "Scorpion" looks AMAZEBALLS!11!!!
io9.com/scorpion-brings-the-stupidest-most-batshit-insane-hack-1638333877
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
I CAN'T LIVE
IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOU!

I WILL NOT GIVE, I SHALL NOT GIVE YOU THESE POGS!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
not even those Alf pogs?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UR201plc8
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
I wasn't America enough to remember Alf, but I remember Pogs and The Simpsons
so it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
I remember Alf, and I'm barely american at all
Leading me to suspect that you are either a lot younger, or a lot older than myself. Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
gmos is eternal
(not the band)
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
Some say he's eternal AND Eternal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
Always
and forever
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
fair play to Pete Ham and Tom Evans though, they were true to their words

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR RECORD COMPANY CONTRACTS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
KEN LEEEEEEEEEE
A LIBIDIBEE DABOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
*sniffs*
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
A WAND GEEE
A WAND GEE A KNEE MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
Now in darkness, world stops turning, ashes where the bodies burning
No more war POGS of the power, Hand of God has struck the hour
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)