I'm tempted to request that you post pictures of, and a full report on said onion,
but that sounds a bit of a naff thing to do, so I'll just wish you well in your endeavour.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)

I literally don't care if people think I'm a twat
so I will photograph them. If I remember. I'm a twat, but I'm also flakey.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:11, archived)

^ flakey twat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:14, archived)

See?
water off a ducks back
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:15, archived)