How do you make onions?
Do you mean you peeled and chopped one? or you brought together the base atomic materials and actually created an onion?

Also I haven't bloo blah blug blig berk today. but I did blaa bloo blog bilk bark
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 13:39, archived)

If you want scrambled eggs, do you have to wait until you're ovulating?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 13:46, archived)

Na
I just rob someone else's
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 13:53, archived)

to bake an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 13:58, archived)

^sage advice from the modolith

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 14:03, archived)

He should be on Thought For The Day.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 14:09, archived)

he created one, in his own image

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)