and by 'cyber'
I mean 'share a bag of custard doughnuts'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:04, archived)

that's disgusting

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:23, archived)

I'm a very sexual being
don't project your victorian values on to me, man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:27, archived)

apart from my dated views about women (they shouldn't have the vote), i don't maintain any victorian values

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31, archived)

Then what's with the huge sideburns and stove pipe hat?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, archived)

back in fashion, innit

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)

way too sexual, m8

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

Or not sexual enough maybe?
Huh? HUH?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:27, archived)

I think it was about the right kind of sexual.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28, archived)

Yeah
No sense in pushing things too far is there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:29, archived)

I guess I was too forward
if you said "May I inject custard into your doughnuts?" I would have contacted a mod.
( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31, archived)

I think I need an adult.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:32, archived)

hiya, i'm an adult
wasssup?!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, archived)

some.one wants to put jam doughnuts in my bum I think.
I'm not really following.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:37, archived)

be thankful it's not marmalade

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)

you're not wrong
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=custard+donut
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:32, archived)

jesus

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:33, archived)

No....
Phew....BLOCKED
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34, archived)

it is with a heavy heart that i copy and paste this:
TOP DEFINITION
custard donut
The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.
Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)

Ah
And they say romance is dead
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:40, archived)

who said that?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)

They

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:50, archived)

who did they say it to?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:51, archived)

YOUR MUM

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:54, archived)

it's true at her age she has little truck with romance

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

Let's see what we can do here
has says
tr "f
with
"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)

I'll be honest, it's not entirely clear what you can do there
it's true at her age she says little "fuck romance"??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33, archived)

Ah, meant to remove 'little' too
Yeah, it wasn't one of my best, it's true.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33, archived)