I left the dehumidifier in the hallway last night
This morning we emptied nearly 2 pints of water out of it. This is an eye-opener.
Also, no condensation on any of the windows upstairs. I've actually bought a machine that works the way it's supposed to. Colour me impressed.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)

Also, how fucking wet is my house??

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)

your house is so wet that... that when you, er... sorry, i got nothing

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

You did wear wellies that time
And I wondered why your girlfriend brought her snorkel.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28, archived)

Just keep those little sachets of silica gel whenever you get one.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16, archived)

I hadn't thought of that
Thing is, they look delicious, but you're not supposed to eat them :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, archived)

Dunno what happens if you do, perhaps your body starts to shrink in on itself as the water disappears and you end up looking like a Shar Pei pup

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

I'd be like an albino prune with a beard

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:25, archived)

they only print that on there because the silica gel is SO delicious that if you had a taste of it, you'd never want to eat anything else

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

Those lying bastards
Well no one's getting in the way of MY gatronomic adventures. As soon as I've drunk all the mercury out of this thermometer, I'm starting on the silica.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:26, archived)

someone once told me that you breathe out like a pint of water vapour in your sleep.
Dunno if that's true.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28, archived)

So what you're saying is
The only way to completely eliminate moisture in the home is to not live there? Sounds logical.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:29, archived)

well, live there, just sleep in the garden.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34, archived)

Come the summer, my garden might actually be drier than the house
good point
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, archived)

No wonder you're meant to drink 17 pints a day if you breathe out one and sweat out two before you've even got up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:32, archived)

it is true, he definitely does that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34, archived)

At LEAST that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:36, archived)

he generally leaks fluid all the time

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)