This kind of thing
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:37, archived)

And this
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)

just think, someone has put their penis in that

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:40, archived)

ha, i've seen those for sale but never seen a working one
eeew
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:41, archived)

that's horrible

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)

well trained if it can tolerate a rifle going off inches from its head without rearing up and disembowelling the rider

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:41, archived)

Thanks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:45, archived)

I meant the bear not your penis

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)

Please be more clear next time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)

Bears are deaf, you idiot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)

i'm not even sure they have ears

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:59, archived)

They don't
they sort of 'taste' their way around using their long tongues.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:01, archived)

If a bear shits in the woods does it make a sound?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:05, archived)

No
It would have to shit in the Pope's woods, AND be catholic.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:09, archived)

it's appropriate we are having this conversation on international polar bear day

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:18, archived)