the homophobia was fake
the eurovision excitement is all too real
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)

I liked it better when your were pretending to bully me over my supposed lifestyle choices.
Eurovision is cack. Unless it's being used to provoke idiots into pointing out that Israel and Australia aren't part of Europe - that's moderately amusing for a short while.

I will make an exception for John Shuttleworth, however.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

i just think it's an entertaining night of telly
i'll go back to bullying you as well though
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

I watched a little bit of the last one,
and the presenter was going around giving the contestants cakes from their favourite bakeries. The contestants looked utterly bemused, and the whole thing was excruciating. On the plus side, I don't think I heard any of the entries until Ellis from Die Hard turned up and won.

Still, better than Crufts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)

haha, i actually missed the last one
due to my brother selfishly arranging his wedding on that day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

Your brother is so heterosexual, he got married, rather than watch Eurovision?
You should start bottling his scent, sell it as instant manliness.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)