Statement of Fitness for Work For social security or Statutory Sick Pay
Patient's name: Mr Two Hats
I assessed your case on: 10/3/15
and, because of the following condition(s): Dun wanked himself blind
I advise you that: you are not fit for work.
This will be the case for: 2 weeks
Love Dr Chunder XXX
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)

the world in which you are a doctor is a world in which we have failed as a species

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)

My doctor never puts kisses on his letters to me.
He did fondle my balls the other day, though, so he must like me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)

did you turn your head and cough?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)

No, we maintained eye contact for the duration.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)

it must be love then, congrats!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)