I dunno why, but you come across on here as the sort if person that might wear a wacki tie

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:03, archived)

i own two wacky ties: one is a wide clown-style tie, the other is a musical keyboard tie with an 8-note scale monophonic keyboard built in.
both very unwelcome christmas presents, i've never worn them in public.

i'll take a black or conservatively patterned tie to churchy things, wakes and whatnot, just in case i'm the only one not wearing one, but i hate ties and try not to wear them.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

now tell me about your ties. tell me now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)

tell me ties tell me sweet little ties

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)

I used to have a light-up bow tie, and a musical Christmas one.
I'm quite jealous of your keyboard tie.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)

I wondered when I'd become a victim of The Fappening.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:33, archived)

don't be, it's shite.
the 'knot' is a plastic box housing a tinny speaker, it's got a piece of string with a plastic clasp to go round your neck. it's stuck in c major, or almost d minor (missing the top d, obvs) and the response isn't great - it's not weighted or velocity sensitive or anything. no midi out, no jack, i doubt it even got reviewed in sos.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:00, archived)

You've talked me out of it.
I'll go back to covering those keyboard guitars that were all over Top of the Pops, at one time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)