I was raped by an elf

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

how ho-ho-horrible for you

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)

It was yule and unusual
wait a minute, are we doing christmas puns in March? Where's Frank?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

did he give you the north pole?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

He made me shake like a bowl full of jelly, if that's what you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)