Never mind all that, Shaw Taylor's died
How?
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:11, archived)

He fell down the stairs.
Five times.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)

While resisting cardiac arrest.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)

I've thought about that for a few minutes
and I still don't get it.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:39, archived)

Didn't he present Police 5?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)

Yes
and Junior Police 5. But the stairs?
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)

He fell down the stairs, sarge.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 21:35, archived)

I heard
So sad. Top actor from my childhood :(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)

nobody cares how you feel

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)

Magnificently constructed joke falls flat
I was thinking of Fred Dinenage.
*shame*
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:49, archived)