I'd probably go gay if Benedict Cumberpatch asked me nicely.
Me, him, and Barack Obama. Mmm.

Can someone mention a film with Nicole Kidman to straighten me out, again?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:58, archived)

Paddington

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:00, archived)

Ta.
She's proper foxy in that, too. Shares my daughter's name, though, which makes things awkward.

For some reason, I'm now thinking of Estelle Skornik's Nicole. This is no bad thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:15, archived)

Ta.
She's proper foxy in that, too. Shares my daughter's name, though, which makes things awkward.
For some reason, I'm now thinking of Estelle Skornik's Nicole. This is no bad thing.
I'd let her stuff my bear, if you know what I mean.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, archived)

I'd like to insert my penis into her vagina and rhythmically slide it in and out until I ejactulate
If you know what I mean
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:39, archived)

I'm quite sure that I have no idea what on earth you could possibly be referring to.
It sounds disgusting, and I should very much like to learn more.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:41, archived)

Do you live near an internet?
You should be able to get a pamphlet or summat
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:46, archived)

I've just put "I'd like to insert my penis into her vagina and rhythmically slide it in and out until I ejactulate" into Google,
and the first result looks to be someone's prepubescent incest fantasy. Thanks a lot, 2Hats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)

i'm afraid i don't

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:41, archived)

It's disgusting, I promise you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:47, archived)