I know, what's that all about?
A small bag would be well handy. Phone, wallet, keys....too much for the average trouser pocket
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:18, archived)

The one I have came in two sizes, I *wanted* the smaller one, but society pressured me into getting the bigger one. I feel like I have failed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:23, archived)

what a world

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:25, archived)

Keys in one trouser pocket, wallet in the other, phone in jacket.
That's how I do it. No need for bag.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:28, archived)

You won't be so smug when tesco have 4 toffee crisps for £1 and you end up wandering around with a carrier bag like a homeless mental

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:32, archived)

Ahahaha, "Tesco", like that's even thing.
My local supermarket is a Waitrose.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:37, archived)

No, because then I have to take everything out and find a place to put it if I want to sit down

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:32, archived)

FRONT trouser pockets, numbnuts.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:38, archived)

That's what I mean
My phone's huge, my wallet is normal size, and a bunch of keys?? Ooh, digs into your leg when you sit down. No good at all.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:39, archived)

bloody fussy seaters

( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:50, archived)

*golf applause*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:56, archived)