"Celebrating something special?
Get a unique, original, personal in-vision message from Timmy! It's the ultimate personal present for that special occasion!"

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT POUNDS
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:51, archived)

I know, right?
For a hundred quid I'd expect him to do a kids party
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:52, archived)

He has an iPhone app!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:53, archived)

And with testimonies like these, he can't lose:
"My daughter in Japan is delighted! I recomend you as the most helpful e-business that I have come across!
Brian (Whaley)"

"We had a brilliant time reliving our childhood with all the Timmy stuff!
The birthday girl screamed so much the boss came in to play too!"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:54, archived)

i got distracted by lyndsay from sydney massive tits
brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/images4/lyndsay-roy.jpg
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:57, archived)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:59, archived)

i hope that by noticing her massive tits over everything else on that website it doesn't make me seem like a pervert or anything

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

Nah, I think you've dodged that bullet

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 11:17, archived)

brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/stunts.html
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 10:58, archived)

good god
I have a few 'barmy' suggestions for him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)

It's that kind of lolwakiness that could really turn this place around, see if you can get him to sign up.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 11:39, archived)

Couldn't you just club together with a load of other unfortnates named Paul?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 11:36, archived)