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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)

There's a house near me with a stained glass thing on their front door of two blue tits on it
so...y'know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)

apparently the French word for one of those little windows above your front door is 'vasisdas' because the French are stupid and don't understand German

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:56, archived)

fully expecting brian to come and dismiss this as nonsense and prove me wrong with 'facts'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)

Facts are for homos.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)

FAGts, more like!
lol, bantz
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)

BENTz, more like!
lol, ribaldry
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)

Sikorski make awesome military helicopters
but Sikorka means Bluetit, which makes the hovering death machines a bit less scary.

"Allah u akhbar! I hear a Blue Tit approaching, death to the infidels!"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)